Humorous Quotes by, and about, Him Two thousand witty quips by and about dads, with Bill Cosby, Homer Simpson, Michael Douglas, and Ozzy Osbourne among the contributors. You know youve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir the paint with. Peter Kay Fathers Wit collects some of the funniest observations ever made on the august institution of fatherhood. Every phase is up for comment: from conception to diaper-changing, family holidays to first dates, weddings to bankruptcy. Pearls of wit and wisdom are offered up by fathers who have been there, done that, and had the drool-stained T-shirt. But dads dont have all the say: the paternal view is carefully balanced by pithy commentary from the family members who put up with them. Fathers old and new will be royally entertained; and if the rest of the family can pry the book out of his hands, theyll gain valuable insights into workings of dear old dad.