The fiendishly funny follow-up to The Portable Door and In Your Dreams. J.W. Wells seemed to be a respectable establishment, but the company now paying Paul Carpenters salary is, in fact, a deeply sinister organization with a mighty peculiar management team. Paul thought he was getting the hang of it (particularly when he fell head over heels for his strangely alluring colleague, Sophie), but death is never far away when you work at J.W. Wells. Our love-struck hero is about to discover that custard is definitely in the eye of the beholder. And that it really stings.